The only one who's still alive, anyway. We'll never know if Thomas would have made good. But you've got a point.

Let's say you're not the only one who can foster loyalty in a young and eager conquest. I'd wager her devotion is just as intense as his. Perhaps more, shall we say, desperate, but by now I believe it's fairly unshakable.

Or could it be that you're bored already and looking to change things up?